She has a kind heart and I will not have you make my her cry; if she does, I will make you cry. She was raised that family comes first and until there is a ring on her finger, I am her family, not you.Rule Five: Do not date my daughter for her money because I am her bank.
Rule Nine: Do not be hurt when my daughter chooses spending time with me over spending time with you. Hence, she is not an object for you to play with, manipulate, and discard at your leisure.
She was raised that family comes first and until there is a ring on her finger, I am her family, not you. I suffered through 42 hours of labor to have her, and will unleash an unimaginable amount of anger such that the movie 300 will look like an episode of the Little House on the Prairie should you cross me.
If your application is rejected, two gentlemen with violin cases and "one-size-fits-all" cement shoes will notify you.
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unlessaccompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage,and current medical report from your doctor.
Please donot try to call or write (since you probably can't, and it wouldcause you injury).
______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________REFERENCES SECTION: Church you attend ___________________________________________________How often you attend ________________________________________________When would be the best time to interview your: Father? )_______________________________ ________________________________Mother's Signature Father's Signature_______________________________ ________________________________Pastor/Priest/Rabbi State Representative/Congressman Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine andnon-sexual. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved.
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, history, lineage, recent FBI background check, psychiatric evaluation, and updated medical report from your doctor.
When would it the best time to interview your father, mother, relatives, neighbors, minister/rabbi/priest, and past girlfriends? You will be contacted in writing if you are approved.
I SUGGEST RUNNING.)ESSAY SECTION: In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you?